Dreams

Yeah man. You called?

Wait wait wait, dreaming about me?! That's just not cool, man! Unless it's in a totally heterosexual and manly way.

creapy

I would run away if some guy dreamt  about me ...

Are you calling me fat?

No, Just a picture of your "cheese mobile"

Sometimes i dream about prophits tossing me off and then i cum into a ball of cheese.

Really? Then how come you quoted my "Yeah man. You called"? Am I a chauffeur now? Is that it? Am I a chauffeur? A fat chauffeur?!

You hurt my feelings.

What's a prophits? Tossing you off what? The structure of the sentence is incorrect, and you need more punctuation. Tsk tsk tsk. Looks like it's remedial English for you, young man.

if someone has dream 5-7 times a night and cant remember them, how can you say they have 5-7 dreams a night if they cant remember em?

Didnt i already mention to you ive been on the piss.

not really a dream but i have these night terrors, and one night according to my parents we were driving home and i was asleep and i apparently started yelling at everyone in the car wanting my deodorant and i was f'ing and blinding to everyone and tried getting out of the car while it was moving.