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Its just like airsoft but you get bigger boo boos XD

Ruxandra can we do a trade?

Give me your eyes and you can have my soul

Surely you can do better than that; a very poor pickup line.

Yes I probably can do better than that, because that wasn't even a pickup line, I'm 15 and she's 23, this is an internet forum, what do you think would happen if I tried to chat her up? lol

I'm just saying, I would give anything if my eyes were that colour

If I wanted to chat her up I would have said something like "have sex with me, or I'll shit in your favourite handbag." that's guaranteed to work with anyone.

It is a pickup line. Shit can happen, bro.

Buy contact lenses.

They'll ask if they can take a photo of you, send it to the cops, and the only sex you'll be having is with your inmates.

It's not a pickup line! Y'all are reading it the wrong way and have got smutty minds. 

I have 20/20 vision, wouldn't contact lenses ruin my eyesight if I don't need them?

And the handbag was a joke. You know? Jokes? Humour? Lighten the mood and all that?

I feel that it is impossible and pointless to defend myself against these accusations; you're all misinterpreting my meaning.

As much as you try you just can't deny.

Everyone can see it, i'm sure Rux will notice too haha.

Blame yourself for phrasing it the wrong way. Plus we all know that you DID mean it. You know it, I know it, that guy stalking you knows it.

There are contacts made specifically for aesthetics, like colorful lenses, and special lenses (cat eyes, for example). They do not behave like glasses.

I know. And so was "and the only sex you'll be having is with your inmates". Better read that article yourself, eh mate?[/quote]

Welcome to the internet.

More photos of users pl0x?

Soon?