The Vent Mob Novel

"On the beach there lived a hermit crab man, who often carried bags of marbles. These were relics of a lost Inuit society from Scotland, whose customs were gruesome to say the least. He had dreamed that the sand would turn into a big fat island, where he could insert his underground house.

Sometimes he would go to the cave to rape cheese, which he practiced To become a master which would make him more respected among fellow rapists.

He blew up his underground base, all of which only pure decarboxylase could understand. (Incidentally, his child porn, having been mistaken as civil protection, was recycled by a Homeless Goblin).

The last Sunday ever, intended as a passing comment to a spiritual Homicidal Maniac, who killed him.

But then, the Penismaster who was soaking in marinade, said: "No. I Fucking hate Grimm"

After that, he raised his purple double sided dildo and slapped Sniper right in the bollocks. Meanwhile, a deer was grazing on a man's loafers (which were SHITE anyway) and he just thought: "Finally i can learn 1337 talk" but he died.

The main quest known as "Operation Syndicate rules forever" failed, that's why Fallen sniped switch.

After drinking urine, They lost their Hermit Crab Man to the homeless That stinks like a rotten asshole.
Poor homeless guy."


This book was more believable than the time Mr E practiced the delicious burrito eating Contest with his little dick-gopher SuperIceBoy.

Several miles away from the land of OMFG, a purified maggot, Wyvern and a dildo were having a tea party, with much rejoicing:

"Slip it in," The Sexually confused termite exclaimed! "Quick, it's gonna blow!","FIRE IN THE HOLE", a bystanding soldier screached at a sub-sonic level.

In all my Musty pockets dwell a rabbit paw, for good luck.

The sandwich wars, having been excavated from moriarty's anus were disinfected with a protoplasmic Metabolite, obtained by distilling Subterranean Urinary Subcompacts. Moriarty also supplied funny but random detoxified oxygen bands, pointless criticism, and odd shaped cookies.

But the land looked like a very huge, hairy nutsack. Its throbbing made it hard and squishy.

When Kizai setteled down and drank goat milk while he came into a dark room. Then he said "LET THERE BE A COMMUNITY CALLED VIRTUAL SKEEBALL AWESOME" and backflipped twice.

Kizai was very concerned that Bug is so awsome and gay, so he's called Gawesome.

Gawesome went to Red Power Ranger's gay porn shop to buy purple cookies. Then Red killed him and jizzed everywhere. Kizai pulled off his fake penis and slapped Red with the anus end. So red kicked Kizai in teh bollocks after seeing crackshots almighty yet unused bulge.

Then KiZai thought:
"Hey I might go get some Delicious Chocolate Cake with peanuts"
So he danced on crackshots massive bulge, and crackshot jizzed in his pants.

After the tea party the hermit crab made his own cheese flavored penis eating hermit crab, released it on facepunch, and got punched

"On the beach there lived a hermit crab man, who often carried bags of marbles. These were relics of a lost Inuit society from Scotland, whose customs were gruesome to say the least. He had dreamed that the sand would turn into a big fat island, where he could insert his underground house.

Sometimes he would go to the cave to rape cheese, which he practiced To become a master which would make him more respected among fellow rapists.

He blew up his underground base, all of which only pure decarboxylase could understand. (Incidentally, his child porn, having been mistaken as civil protection, was recycled by a Homeless Goblin).

The last Sunday ever, intended as a passing comment to a spiritual Homicidal Maniac, who killed him.

But then, the Penismaster who was soaking in marinade, said: "No. I Fucking hate Grimm"

After that, he raised his purple double sided dildo and slapped Sniper right in the bollocks. Meanwhile, a deer was grazing on a man's loafers (which were SHITE anyway) and he just thought: "Finally i can learn 1337 talk" but he died.

The main quest known as "Operation Syndicate rules forever" failed, that's why Fallen sniped switch.

After drinking urine, They lost their Hermit Crab Man to the homeless That stinks like a rotten asshole.
Poor homeless guy."


This book was more believable than the time Mr E practiced the delicious burrito eating Contest with his little dick-gopher SuperIceBoy.

Several miles away from the land of OMFG, a purified maggot, Wyvern and a dildo were having a tea party, with much rejoicing:

"Slip it in," The Sexually confused termite exclaimed! "Quick, it's gonna blow!","FIRE IN THE HOLE", a bystanding soldier screached at a sub-sonic level.

In all my Musty pockets dwell a rabbit paw, for good luck.

The sandwich wars, having been excavated from moriarty's anus were disinfected with a protoplasmic Metabolite, obtained by distilling Subterranean Urinary Subcompacts. Moriarty also supplied funny but random detoxified oxygen bands, pointless criticism, and odd shaped cookies.

But the land looked like a very huge, hairy nutsack. Its throbbing made it hard and squishy.

When Kizai setteled down and drank goat milk while he came into a dark room. Then he said "LET THERE BE A COMMUNITY CALLED VIRTUAL SKEEBALL AWESOME" and backflipped twice.

Kizai was very concerned that Bug is so awsome and gay, so he's called Gawesome.

Gawesome went to Red Power Ranger's gay porn shop to buy purple cookies. Then Red killed him and jizzed everywhere. Kizai pulled off his fake penis and slapped Red with the anus end. So red kicked Kizai in teh bollocks after seeing crackshots almighty yet unused bulge.

Then KiZai thought:
"Hey I might go get some Delicious Chocolate Cake with peanuts"
So he danced on crackshots massive bulge, and crackshot jizzed in his pants.

After the tea party the hermit crab made his own cheese flavored penis eating hermit crab, released it on facepunch, and got punched and banned, since

"On the beach there lived a hermit crab man, who often carried bags of marbles. These were relics of a lost Inuit society from Scotland, whose customs were gruesome to say the least. He had dreamed that the sand would turn into a big fat island, where he could insert his underground house.

Sometimes he would go to the cave to rape cheese, which he practiced To become a master which would make him more respected among fellow rapists.

He blew up his underground base, all of which only pure decarboxylase could understand. (Incidentally, his child porn, having been mistaken as civil protection, was recycled by a Homeless Goblin).

The last Sunday ever, intended as a passing comment to a spiritual Homicidal Maniac, who killed him.

But then, the Penismaster who was soaking in marinade, said: "No. I Fucking hate Grimm"

After that, he raised his purple double sided dildo and slapped Sniper right in the bollocks. Meanwhile, a deer was grazing on a man's loafers (which were SHITE anyway) and he just thought: "Finally i can learn 1337 talk" but he died.

The main quest known as "Operation Syndicate rules forever" failed, that's why Fallen sniped switch.

After drinking urine, They lost their Hermit Crab Man to the homeless That stinks like a rotten asshole.
Poor homeless guy."


This book was more believable than the time Mr E practiced the delicious burrito eating Contest with his little dick-gopher SuperIceBoy.

Several miles away from the land of OMFG, a purified maggot, Wyvern and a dildo were having a tea party, with much rejoicing:

"Slip it in," The Sexually confused termite exclaimed! "Quick, it's gonna blow!","FIRE IN THE HOLE", a bystanding soldier screached at a sub-sonic level.

In all my Musty pockets dwell a rabbit paw, for good luck.

The sandwich wars, having been excavated from moriarty's anus were disinfected with a protoplasmic Metabolite, obtained by distilling Subterranean Urinary Subcompacts. Moriarty also supplied funny but random detoxified oxygen bands, pointless criticism, and odd shaped cookies.

But the land looked like a very huge, hairy nutsack. Its throbbing made it hard and squishy.

When Kizai setteled down and drank goat milk while he came into a dark room. Then he said "LET THERE BE A COMMUNITY CALLED VIRTUAL SKEEBALL AWESOME" and backflipped twice.

Kizai was very concerned that Bug is so awsome and gay, so he's called Gawesome.

Gawesome went to Red Power Ranger's gay porn shop to buy purple cookies. Then Red killed him and jizzed everywhere. Kizai pulled off his fake penis and slapped Red with the anus end. So red kicked Kizai in teh bollocks after seeing crackshots almighty yet unused bulge.

Then KiZai thought:
"Hey I might go get some Delicious Chocolate Cake with peanuts"
So he danced on crackshots massive bulge, and crackshot jizzed in his pants.

After the tea party the hermit crab made his own cheese flavored penis eating hermit crab, released it on facepunch, and got punched and banned, since the christmas tree

"On the beach there lived a hermit crab man, who often carried bags of marbles. These were relics of a lost Inuit society from Scotland, whose customs were gruesome to say the least. He had dreamed that the sand would turn into a big fat island, where he could insert his underground house.

Sometimes he would go to the cave to rape cheese, which he practiced To become a master which would make him more respected among fellow rapists.

He blew up his underground base, all of which only pure decarboxylase could understand. (Incidentally, his child porn, having been mistaken as civil protection, was recycled by a Homeless Goblin).

The last Sunday ever, intended as a passing comment to a spiritual Homicidal Maniac, who killed him.

But then, the Penismaster who was soaking in marinade, said: "No. I Fucking hate Grimm"

After that, he raised his purple double sided dildo and slapped Sniper right in the bollocks. Meanwhile, a deer was grazing on a man's loafers (which were SHITE anyway) and he just thought: "Finally i can learn 1337 talk" but he died.

The main quest known as "Operation Syndicate rules forever" failed, that's why Fallen sniped switch.

After drinking urine, They lost their Hermit Crab Man to the homeless That stinks like a rotten asshole.
Poor homeless guy."


This book was more believable than the time Mr E practiced the delicious burrito eating Contest with his little dick-gopher SuperIceBoy.

Several miles away from the land of OMFG, a purified maggot, Wyvern and a dildo were having a tea party, with much rejoicing:

"Slip it in," The Sexually confused termite exclaimed! "Quick, it's gonna blow!","FIRE IN THE HOLE", a bystanding soldier screached at a sub-sonic level.

In all my Musty pockets dwell a rabbit paw, for good luck.

The sandwich wars, having been excavated from moriarty's anus were disinfected with a protoplasmic Metabolite, obtained by distilling Subterranean Urinary Subcompacts. Moriarty also supplied funny but random detoxified oxygen bands, pointless criticism, and odd shaped cookies.

But the land looked like a very huge, hairy nutsack. Its throbbing made it hard and squishy.

When Kizai setteled down and drank goat milk while he came into a dark room. Then he said "LET THERE BE A COMMUNITY CALLED VIRTUAL SKEEBALL AWESOME" and backflipped twice.

Kizai was very concerned that Bug is so awsome and gay, so he's called Gawesome.

Gawesome went to Red Power Ranger's gay porn shop to buy purple cookies. Then Red killed him and jizzed everywhere. Kizai pulled off his fake penis and slapped Red with the anus end. So red kicked Kizai in teh bollocks after seeing crackshots almighty yet unused bulge.

Then KiZai thought:
"Hey I might go get some Delicious Chocolate Cake with peanuts"
So he danced on crackshots massive bulge, and crackshot jizzed in his pants.

After the tea party the hermit crab made his own cheese flavored penis eating hermit crab, released it on facepunch, and got punched and banned, since the christmas tree has yet to unban The License plate Said Fresh, great debate to this day remains over it and no admin dare discuss with afrojackson the story of his ban, while indeed his welldoings were misinterpeted into a permaban, with which should of been a warning or a temporary

"On the beach there lived a hermit crab man, who often carried bags of marbles. These were relics of a lost Inuit society from Scotland, whose customs were gruesome to say the least. He had dreamed that the sand would turn into a big fat island, where he could insert his underground house.

Sometimes he would go to the cave to rape cheese, which he practiced To become a master which would make him more respected among fellow rapists.

He blew up his underground base, all of which only pure decarboxylase could understand. (Incidentally, his child porn, having been mistaken as civil protection, was recycled by a Homeless Goblin).

The last Sunday ever, intended as a passing comment to a spiritual Homicidal Maniac, who killed him.

But then, the Penismaster who was soaking in marinade, said: "No. I Fucking hate Grimm"

After that, he raised his purple double sided dildo and slapped Sniper right in the bollocks. Meanwhile, a deer was grazing on a man's loafers (which were SHITE anyway) and he just thought: "Finally i can learn 1337 talk" but he died.

The main quest known as "Operation Syndicate rules forever" failed, that's why Fallen sniped switch.

After drinking urine, They lost their Hermit Crab Man to the homeless That stinks like a rotten asshole.
Poor homeless guy."


This book was more believable than the time Mr E practiced the delicious burrito eating Contest with his little dick-gopher SuperIceBoy.

Several miles away from the land of OMFG, a purified maggot, Wyvern and a dildo were having a tea party, with much rejoicing:

"Slip it in," The Sexually confused termite exclaimed! "Quick, it's gonna blow!","FIRE IN THE HOLE", a bystanding soldier screached at a sub-sonic level.

In all my Musty pockets dwell a rabbit paw, for good luck.

The sandwich wars, having been excavated from moriarty's anus were disinfected with a protoplasmic Metabolite, obtained by distilling Subterranean Urinary Subcompacts. Moriarty also supplied funny but random detoxified oxygen bands, pointless criticism, and odd shaped cookies.

But the land looked like a very huge, hairy nutsack. Its throbbing made it hard and squishy.

When Kizai setteled down and drank goat milk while he came into a dark room. Then he said "LET THERE BE A COMMUNITY CALLED VIRTUAL SKEEBALL AWESOME" and backflipped twice.

Kizai was very concerned that Bug is so awsome and gay, so he's called Gawesome.

Gawesome went to Red Power Ranger's gay porn shop to buy purple cookies. Then Red killed him and jizzed everywhere. Kizai pulled off his fake penis and slapped Red with the anus end. So red kicked Kizai in teh bollocks after seeing crackshots almighty yet unused bulge.

Then KiZai thought:
"Hey I might go get some Delicious Chocolate Cake with peanuts"
So he danced on crackshots massive bulge, and crackshot jizzed in his pants.

After the tea party the hermit crab made his own cheese flavored penis eating hermit crab, released it on facepunch, and got punched and banned, since the christmas tree has yet to unban The License plate Said Fresh, great debate to this day remains over it and no admin dare discuss with afrojackson the story of his ban, while indeed his welldoings were misinterpeted into a permaban, with which should of been a warning or a temporary cookie.

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