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#10032924
18-08-2009, 10:33 PM
Jamey
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"why so seriouse serious"

Well the topic says just about it I’ve browse threw recent posts hoping to find some hint of old prices returning I have found multiple complaints but no 100% fact change back most people who dare to disagree or complain about the changes instantly get OVER 9000 people calling them stupid or saying they don't Rp much or don’t know how to Rp guns this guns that "LOL YOU CANT RP WITHOUT GUNS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL" imo rp isn’t fun without people + guns its part of rp guns are 10x more expensive now so there basically cars in your hand you lose it your poor I know there are some guns like 3-5 k but damn I could get like 10 deagles for that and now I heard "deagle can now shoot threw 10 walls" an admin said that after the update explaining why they were so expensive  and as for the new job system 10 mins as a gun dealer? it takes me more time to build a base when  I’m gun dealer I dont want to get raided not like they could do anything anyway they lack guns o lawd for example these 5 cops raided my base (The bank) after someone who we were working with got pissy went cop and asked for warrants the mayor of course gave him them every cop rushed to the bank for they oh so special 150 they get for breaking money printers since they don't get paid as fast/much and doors cost your whole payday so that doesn’t help getting guns either like the only plus I can see to the gun price raise is that I don't need to buy doors since I could spawn drugs in the middle of the street and no one would pull out a gun to shoot it and if they did they would have cops all bumrush him ko and jump on em till he died to get the gun and he wouldn't do that since it takes 3hr to take out /put away your gun and you cant move while doing it either really wtf? if  I’m shooting someone and running  I’m not going to stop put it away they continue hauling ass vise verse with taking it out and must it alert everyone around me THIS MAN IS TAKING A GUN OUT GET READY PEOPLE like my friend was stuck in the nexus jail he got arrested and it never ported em out so I go in there with my knife and 5-7 just picking off cops that try to ko me since they lack anything ranged I get up there they corner me I try to put this stuff away after letting my friend out and I found out I must be standing still o rly now I dont really know what to say about the door system I lock 1 door every door I own locks I unlock my front door someone in there can just go straight to my drugs then I gotta get blood on my carpets to the place I bought that costs me my whole payday to keep

That’s about it go ahead and break out your txt. documents full of your most clever insults copy pasta them here leave knowing your a bad ass on the interwebs here's a few "LOL YOU CANT RP WITHOUT GUNS" "ANOTHER MINGE GONE" "GOOD RIDANCE" among others make sure you use CAPS THOUGH I do intend to come back to the server since I do enjoy it in about a month to see what’s been up so  I’m  outy Toodle loo See u on the flip side catch you later c ya aloha Catch you on the rebound Later, gator Toodles ciao Goodbye Farewell Adios and Adieu So long farewell goodbye auf Weidersehen Auf vieder sehn chow Mañana, iguana Can’t stay, blue jay Time to go, buffalo See you soon, raccoon Toodle-oo, kangaroo Give a hug, ladybug Bye-bye, butterfly After awhile, crocodile See you later, alligator

To all the people who are gonna piss and moan gl hf I wont be reading this for a month  I’m glad I wasted your time with this  



insert insults here vvv im guessing a lock will come in 2-7 posts
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#10032925
18-08-2009, 10:35 PM
1solidsnake2
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Re: "why so seriouse serious"

Your post is giving me a headache trying to read it.

Ever thought of using paragraphs?
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#10032927
18-08-2009, 11:23 PM
leeham991
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Posts: 62
Re: "why so seriouse serious"

I think he kind of has a good point with some things. I believe that guns should be handed out for cops.

I also think that imposing a time limit on using weapons would be a good idea. Before I played exclusively Ventmob I visited a server where you needed 5 hours of play time to be able to use a gun. There were also play time minimums on jobs and stuff which might be a good idea for cops as they would have guns and stun sticks. Maybe restrict some jobs/weapons/items to donating players?  

Also: Snake... You are better than picking at details that don't matter surely?  Huh
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#10032935
18-08-2009, 11:55 PM
Lexi
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Re: "why so seriouse serious"

Can someone break this down into manageable chunks so I can actually understand what the fuck he's talking about and take note?
Seriously what the fuck.
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#10032942
19-08-2009, 12:25 AM
Hawkmoon
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Re: "why so seriouse serious"

Can someone break this down into manageable chunks so I can actually understand what the fuck he's talking about and take note?
Seriously what the fuck.
FEEDBACK REQUIRES BULLET POINTS. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR LIFE STORY

Alright, I'll examine his block of text and summarise his opinions...

  • He is unhappy that anyone who complains about the update is instantly labeled as an RDMer or a bad roleplayer.
  • He thinks guns cost too much.
  • He thinks the tax on doors is too steep.
  • He thinks it takes too long to equip and holster a weapon, and he doesn't like that you have to stand still while doing it.
  • He doesn't like that unlocking one door unlocks all doors linked to it.
  • He is taking temporary leave of the server, with the intention of returning in a month or so.
Generic complaints really, he just decided to post them all in one sentence.
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#10032951
19-08-2009, 12:52 AM
numba1killer
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Posts: 5
Re: "why so seriouse serious"

I think the title of the post says it all.  "why so seriouse serious" That sums up his grammar and spelling.  So he is correct about how the update is killing the server.  The server would normally be atleest 45/50 all day long, however since the update the server has only been around 20/50.  If this update is helping the server in your mind then apparently you are ignorant.  I would have to agree that he doesn't know how to: type, use grammar, use his engrish more gooder, or spell.  These are just his laziness and low IQ.  However his arguments are still valid.



And snake please don't be a grammar nazi.  If he chose not to use paragraphs or sentences and that annoys you then don't read it and leave the topic, don't complain.
Last Edit: August 19, 2009, 12:55:26 AM by numba1killer
#10032957
19-08-2009, 01:18 AM
spacemaker14
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Posts: 18
Re: "why so seriouse serious"

Can someone break this down into manageable chunks so I can actually understand what the fuck he's talking about and take note?
Seriously what the fuck.
FEEDBACK REQUIRES BULLET POINTS. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR LIFE STORY

Alright, I'll examine his block of text and summarise his opinions...

  • He is unhappy that anyone who complains about the update is instantly labeled as an RDMer or a bad roleplayer.
  • He thinks guns cost too much.
  • He thinks the tax on doors is too steep.
  • He thinks it takes too long to equip and holster a weapon, and he doesn't like that you have to stand still while doing it.
  • He doesn't like that unlocking one door unlocks all doors linked to it.
  • He is taking temporary leave of the server, with the intention of returning in a month or so.
Generic complaints really, he just decided to post them all in one sentence.

Do you know what a sentence is?
Last Edit: August 19, 2009, 01:21:33 AM by spacemaker14
#10032958
19-08-2009, 01:20 AM
numba1killer
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Posts: 5
Re: "why so seriouse serious"

Can someone break this down into manageable chunks so I can actually understand what the fuck he's talking about and take note?
Seriously what the fuck.
FEEDBACK REQUIRES BULLET POINTS. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR LIFE STORY

Alright, I'll examine his block of text and summarise his opinions...

  • He is unhappy that anyone who complains about the update is instantly labeled as an RDMer or a bad roleplayer.
  • He thinks guns cost too much.
  • He thinks the tax on doors is too steep.
  • He thinks it takes too long to equip and holster a weapon, and he doesn't like that you have to stand still while doing it.
  • He doesn't like that unlocking one door unlocks all doors linked to it.
  • He is taking temporary leave of the server, with the intention of returning in a month or so.
Generic complaints really, he just decided to post them all in one sentence.

Do you know what a sentence is?





Well the topic says just about it I’ve browse threw recent posts hoping to find some hint of old prices returning I have found multiple complaints but no 100% fact change back most people who dare to disagree or complain about the changes instantly get OVER 9000 people calling them stupid or saying they don't Rp much or don’t know how to Rp guns this guns that "LOL YOU CANT RP WITHOUT GUNS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL" imo rp isn’t fun without people + guns its part of rp guns are 10x more expensive now so there basically cars in your hand you lose it your poor I know there are some guns like 3-5 k but damn I could get like 10 deagles for that and now I heard "deagle can now shoot threw 10 walls" an admin said that after the update explaining why they were so expensive  and as for the new job system 10 mins as a gun dealer?












That is a clear sentence, hence the question mark.
#10032960
19-08-2009, 01:24 AM
spacemaker14
Newcomer
 
Posts: 18
Re: "why so seriouse serious"

Can someone break this down into manageable chunks so I can actually understand what the fuck he's talking about and take note?
Seriously what the fuck.
FEEDBACK REQUIRES BULLET POINTS. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR LIFE STORY

Alright, I'll examine his block of text and summarise his opinions...

  • He is unhappy that anyone who complains about the update is instantly labeled as an RDMer or a bad roleplayer.
  • He thinks guns cost too much.
  • He thinks the tax on doors is too steep.
  • He thinks it takes too long to equip and holster a weapon, and he doesn't like that you have to stand still while doing it.
  • He doesn't like that unlocking one door unlocks all doors linked to it.
  • He is taking temporary leave of the server, with the intention of returning in a month or so.
Generic complaints really, he just decided to post them all in one sentence.

Do you know what a sentence is?





Well the topic says just about it I’ve browse threw recent posts hoping to find some hint of old prices returning I have found multiple complaints but no 100% fact change back most people who dare to disagree or complain about the changes instantly get OVER 9000 people calling them stupid or saying they don't Rp much or don’t know how to Rp guns this guns that "LOL YOU CANT RP WITHOUT GUNS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL" imo rp isn’t fun without people + guns its part of rp guns are 10x more expensive now so there basically cars in your hand you lose it your poor I know there are some guns like 3-5 k but damn I could get like 10 deagles for that and now I heard "deagle can now shoot threw 10 walls" an admin said that after the update explaining why they were so expensive  and as for the new job system 10 mins as a gun dealer?












That is a clear sentence, hence the question mark.



 
it takes me more time to build a base when  I’m gun dealer I dont want to get raided not like they could do anything anyway they lack guns o lawd for example these 5 cops raided my base (The bank) after someone who we were working with got pissy went cop and asked for warrants the mayor of course gave him them every cop rushed to the bank for they oh so special 150 they get for breaking money printers since they don't get paid as fast/much and doors cost your whole payday so that doesn’t help getting guns either like the only plus I can see to the gun price raise is that I don't need to buy doors since I could spawn drugs in the middle of the street and no one would pull out a gun to shoot it and if they did they would have cops all bumrush him ko and jump on em till he died to get the gun and he wouldn't do that since it takes 3hr to take out /put away your gun and you cant move while doing it either really wtf?



This is another clear sentence from him, hence the question mark(?).
#10032962
19-08-2009, 01:27 AM
numba1killer
Newcomer
 
Posts: 5
Re: "why so seriouse serious"

Can someone break this down into manageable chunks so I can actually understand what the fuck he's talking about and take note?
Seriously what the fuck.
FEEDBACK REQUIRES BULLET POINTS. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR LIFE STORY

Alright, I'll examine his block of text and summarise his opinions...

  • He is unhappy that anyone who complains about the update is instantly labeled as an RDMer or a bad roleplayer.
  • He thinks guns cost too much.
  • He thinks the tax on doors is too steep.
  • He thinks it takes too long to equip and holster a weapon, and he doesn't like that you have to stand still while doing it.
  • He doesn't like that unlocking one door unlocks all doors linked to it.
  • He is taking temporary leave of the server, with the intention of returning in a month or so.
Generic complaints really, he just decided to post them all in one sentence.

Do you know what a sentence is?





Well the topic says just about it I’ve browse threw recent posts hoping to find some hint of old prices returning I have found multiple complaints but no 100% fact change back most people who dare to disagree or complain about the changes instantly get OVER 9000 people calling them stupid or saying they don't Rp much or don’t know how to Rp guns this guns that "LOL YOU CANT RP WITHOUT GUNS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL" imo rp isn’t fun without people + guns its part of rp guns are 10x more expensive now so there basically cars in your hand you lose it your poor I know there are some guns like 3-5 k but damn I could get like 10 deagles for that and now I heard "deagle can now shoot threw 10 walls" an admin said that after the update explaining why they were so expensive  and as for the new job system 10 mins as a gun dealer?












That is a clear sentence, hence the question mark.



 
it takes me more time to build a base when  I’m gun dealer I dont want to get raided not like they could do anything anyway they lack guns o lawd for example these 5 cops raided my base (The bank) after someone who we were working with got pissy went cop and asked for warrants the mayor of course gave him them every cop rushed to the bank for they oh so special 150 they get for breaking money printers since they don't get paid as fast/much and doors cost your whole payday so that doesn’t help getting guns either like the only plus I can see to the gun price raise is that I don't need to buy doors since I could spawn drugs in the middle of the street and no one would pull out a gun to shoot it and if they did they would have cops all bumrush him ko and jump on em till he died to get the gun and he wouldn't do that since it takes 3hr to take out /put away your gun and you cant move while doing it either really wtf?



This is another clear sentence from him, hence the question mark(?).




if  I’m shooting someone and running  I’m not going to stop put it away they continue hauling ass vise verse with taking it out and must it alert everyone around me THIS MAN IS TAKING A GUN OUT GET READY PEOPLE like my friend was stuck in the nexus jail he got arrested and it never ported em out so I go in there with my knife and 5-7 just picking off cops that try to ko me since they lack anything ranged I get up there they corner me I try to put this stuff away after letting my friend out and I found out I must be standing still o rly now I dont really know what to say about the door system I lock 1 door every door I own locks I unlock my front door someone in there can just go straight to my drugs then I gotta get blood on my carpets to the place I bought that costs me my whole payday to keep

That’s about it go ahead and break out your txt. documents full of your most clever insults copy pasta them here leave knowing your a bad ass on the interwebs here's a few "LOL YOU CANT RP WITHOUT GUNS" "ANOTHER MINGE GONE" "GOOD RIDANCE" among others make sure you use CAPS THOUGH I do intend to come back to the server since I do enjoy it in about a month to see what’s been up so  I’m  outy Toodle loo See u on the flip side catch you later c ya aloha Catch you on the rebound Later, gator Toodles ciao Goodbye Farewell Adios and Adieu So long farewell goodbye auf Weidersehen Auf vieder sehn chow Mañana, iguana Can’t stay, blue jay Time to go, buffalo See you soon, raccoon Toodle-oo, kangaroo Give a hug, ladybug Bye-bye, butterfly After awhile, crocodile See you later, alligator


This is the last sentence from the paragraph.  There were three distinct sentences, not just one like Hawk said.  Cool  Grin  Wink
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