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    Re: Asteroid Destroys Earth

    Well...............

    Fucking unnerving to say the least... So other words really work.

    Only thing is, if something as huge as a small moon was to head for earth we'd know about it years beforehand, and come up with a defense. Also, if it did happen, it's not for a few hundred years and by then the real Captain Kirk would be in charge of earth's star fleet. So I aint so worried.

    I doubt we wil ever have a defence that is cablabe of destroying somthing that size, besides even if we did do you really think it would be wise to put somthing that powerful in human hands?
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    Cthulu can stop it.

    Lovecraftian themes save the day again >.>

    Besides, this asteroid (Apophis) is scheduled for a 1 in 450,000 chance at impact during 2036. To play devil's advocate and speak on behalf of people who believe this shit - humanity will already be extinct by 2036 (think 2012) so I really don't know what you're all worried about >.>

    And now that I think about it, shouldn't we have all been sucked very rapidly towards Switzerland last year? I don't recall seeing any black holes.
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    Re: Asteroid Destroys Earth

    Well...............

    Fucking unnerving to say the least... So other words really work.

    Only thing is, if something as huge as a small moon was to head for earth we'd know about it years beforehand, and come up with a defense. Also, if it did happen, it's not for a few hundred years and by then the real Captain Kirk would be in charge of earth's star fleet. So I aint so worried.

    I doubt we wil ever have a defence that is cablabe of destroying somthing that size, besides even if we did do you really think it would be wise to put somthing that powerful in human hands?

    A nuke in 45 could destroy a city, 20 nukes in 2045 should be able to destroy a moon. Logic of advance.
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    I just lol'd

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    firing missiles at asteroid. Dumbest idea ever  Lips sealed , it only works in cartoons...

    There is a way to divert the path of a meteor slightly by placing a shuttle near the meteor and using the gravitational pull from the shuttle to move it's path ever so slightly and miss the earth.

    That's our only plan currently  Embarrassed
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    Re: Asteroid Destroys Earth

    firing missiles at asteroid. Dumbest idea ever  Lips sealed , it only works in cartoons...

    There is a way to divert the path of a meteor slightly by placing a shuttle near the meteor and using the gravitational pull from the shuttle to move it's path ever so slightly and miss the earth.

    That's our only plan currently  Embarrassed

    Shame the asteroid is a motherfucking big rock that likely has its own gravity >.>

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    Everything has it's own gravity, difference is that a shuttle has thrusters or whatever to thrust itself Tongue

    Or we can attach rockets to one end of the asteroid... dunno how we'd do that though...
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    Re: Asteroid Destroys Earth

    From the Wikipedia article about the 2036 asteroid:
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    The exact effects of any impact would vary based on the asteroid's composition, and the location and angle of impact. Any impact would be extremely detrimental to an area of thousands of square kilometres, but would be unlikely to have long-lasting global effects, such as the initiation of an impact winter.
    And for the love of fuck, do something about your English. The reading comprehension of my pubes seem Shakespearean in comparison.

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